The CSR Files

This was sent to us by the arch nemisis of my customer service department:

Please, leave me alone. It is a curse to receive your email solicitaion, a sign of the beast. For, I am a Christian and believe in our savor Jesus Christ… I pray for your soul, that you will remove my email address from your profit in man. And, notify the distributor of the email list to remove my name from any database of the sign of the beast. - Sounds like somebody didn’t take their prozac…

Having just spent a fruitless hour trying to use your service through your web interface, under critical circumstances exacerbated by your blanketing of search engines to occlude similar services, I have a suggestion: please scream my name as you die in syphlitic agony and, if you can, whisper your apologies to me from your lake of burning urine created from my pleas to Satan. - I don’t think Dad would like that very much… >:}