More idiocy today...
So this guy has been sending us nasty emails for about a week, complaining that the settings he sees when he logs into his account are not correct. We've been writing him back, saying that yes, his settings are correct, there must be something wrong with his computer's settings. As the screen shot the moron's sent us shows, HE'S BEEN STARING AT THE WRONG BLOODY SCREEN THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!
Snippets of a conversation with some idiot.
Me: I wan't you to run a search for *.doc
Customer: You want me to search for "star.doc"
Me: ... No. I want you to look for "*", that's Shift-8 ".doc"
Can I get an anvil, please?
So, I send my "favorite" airhead a link for a customer. The information I send her includes a username and password.
Airhead: So can I just send him the link, without the username and password?
Me: No... you need to send him the login information.
Now... why would I give out information like that if it wasn't intended to be used?